Man Bites Dog And Ends Up In Jail, Obviously From Florida

Express

Ah those good old Floridians.

They’re back with a vengeance this time, after one man did the state’s crazy reputation proud and managed to land himself a year in jail to boot.

After biting his mother’s dog, David Etzel was convicted of animal cruelty by courts.

Sun Sentinel

His mother claimed that her son, who is 6ft 8inches, teased the dog, named Cujo.

Said dog then bit him, which saw David bite the dog back and then choke it so hard, the dog’s eye popped out.

The dog is now blind, and David is receiving treatment for alcohol issues while in prison.

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