Guys, Adolf Hitler is still alive.
Well, he’s not. That would be ridiculous. He was born in 1899 for a start. Not only that but he snuffed it back in 1945 as Red army soldiers closed in on his Berlin bunker.
What I mean to say is that according to shocking CIA files, the Nazi tyrant allegedly survived a further ten years after ‘faking’ his own death.
The documents reveal a US agent was informed by a ‘trusted’ source that Hitler was hiding out in South America following the end of World War II.
Classified as ‘secret’ (obviously) the memo was sent from the CIA’s bureau in Caracas, Venezuela, on October 3, 1955 to the head of their Western Hemisphere Division, Joseph Caldwell King.
It’s believed King advocated the assassinations of Che Guevara and Fidel Castro.
Agent Cimelody-3 claimed a former SS member said Hitler was still alive.
The document reads that he left Colombia for Argentina in January 1955, adding:
Citroen commented that inasmuch as ten years have passed since the end of World War 2, the allies could no longer prosecute Hitler as a criminal of war.
Cimelody-3 requested a picture, and the answer was disturbing.
The memo is fully authentic and available via the CIA’s own archive site.
The conspiracies rage on…