Kylie Jenner’s First Selfie After Giving Birth Gets Savagely Trolled

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Kylie Jenner has resumed business on the ‘gram after giving birth to daughter Stormi on February 1.

The reality TV personality had more or less been completely invisible on social media for most of 2017.

After announcing the news of Stormi’s birth, it became apparent to fans why her Instagram feed was mainly old selfies and promotional pictures.

In two pictures, Jenner showed her followers she’s now quite literally back in the driver’s seat. I’m not sorry about that one IOTA – but she kinda got roasted for the uploads.

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One wrote:

I’ve taken Taco Bell sh*ts with more fire than this picture.

While another said:

Too bad she didn’t crash.

One simply raged:

She can get her face pumped up again. Plastic cretin.

Some people were less violent, with another adding:

Already know I’m gonna get some sh*t for this but, you look good girl, however… looking a little constipated in the second pic… just saying.

Kylie Jenner revealed earlier this month she’d given birth to a baby girl on February 1, 2018, following months – around nine – of speculation.

It goes without saying the miracle of birth is jaw-dropping, but not quite as staggering as the feat Kylie accomplished by not having anyone officially spill the beans. Most people guessed Jenner was up the duff after drastically cutting down on her social media activity.

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This was a big giveaway for someone who has always been uber-present online, however on her Instagram, Jenner wrote an apology and confirmation to her fans:

I’m sorry for keeping you in the dark through all the assumptions. I understand you’re used to me bringing you along on all my journeys.

My pregnancy was one I chose not to do in front of the world. I knew for myself I needed to prepare for this role of a lifetime in the most positive, stress free, and healthy way I knew how/ there was no gotcha moment, no big paid reveal I had planned.

I knew my baby would feel every stress and every emotion so I chose to do it this way for my little life and our happiness.

She added:

Pregnancy has been the most beautiful, empowering and life changing experience I’ve had in my entire life and I’m actually going to miss it.

I appreciate my friends and especially my family for helping me make this special moment as private as we could.

My beautiful and healthy baby girl arrived February 1 and I just couldn’t wait to share this blessing.

I’ve never felt love and happiness like this i could burst! Thank you for understanding.

Oh, we understand!