ASOSHave you seen the new ASOS crotchless jeans? Let’s have a look at the new ASOS crotchless jeans.
First of all, when I say crotchless jeans, these are genuinely without crotch cover. We’re not talking about casual holes or anything.
These are jeans cut in half at the crotch and then hooked together with a chain and hoop. That’s it.
Have a gander:
ASOSAnd now we’re all talking about it, we realise what marketing experts ASOS are. Social media users, for example, are having a field day with the things.
When you go on asos to look for jeans and these are some of the options. I think I’ll just pass. pic.twitter.com/CvVVb3rO42
— lou (@louisenaylor_) January 8, 2018
You may as well wear no trousers at all instead of these bizarre new ASOS jeans ? https://t.co/oWvqbZYByF pic.twitter.com/l5hAtrhjZk
— Fabulous (@Fabulousmag) January 9, 2018
Now @brummymummyof2, you say you won't wear jeans but what if some of the actual jean was missing? So they were only really like 82% jeans? Then would you wear them? https://t.co/3Srj5yHIgj
— Louise (@LouisePentland) January 9, 2018
These @ASOS jeans have divided the Internet and for good reason: Just what you need to commit the first fashion crime of the year. pic.twitter.com/ZbmTvJH6dT
— Yahoo Style UK (@YahooStyleUK) January 9, 2018
The jeans will set you back £75, which forgive me, is pretty unacceptable for jeans that are cut in half.
The chaps, short for the Spanish word chaperreras, are handwash only, not that anyone would probably dare take a pair of these to the dry cleaners.
ASOSSome have stuck up for the item, calling them a blessing in disguise.
One wrote:
I hope people buy them and wear them. I hope I see it on the street. It’ll brighten my day with a good laugh. Everybody needs to realize that wacky and bad fashion on other people is a blessing in disguise– enjoy the entertainment and the difference between us.
@monitor_sur @mailonline #LookingForNews>>> DAILY MAIL Customers are baffled by VERY revealing crotchless jeans on ASOS https://t.co/SZ3CmXWfxz – Customers are baffled by VERY revealing crotchless jeans on ASOS https://t.co/SZ3CmXWfxz https://t.co/JTooDemWzX
— JUST PURE INFORMATION "The best way" (@Monitor_sur) January 9, 2018
Another added:
There are some out there who will buy them if they’re deemed to be fashionable by the manufacturers propaganda no matter what they cost, just look at ripped & ‘distressed’ jean wearers, I’ll look out for them in the spring.
One disagreed:
I would have thought by now people would have brains by now as they pay through the nose for this material and its cheaper to buy a normal pair of jeans than just a few spare bits of scrap pieces saying its a pair of jeans lol.
It seems no more than a few months can’t pass without ASOS dropping some barely there sartorial numbers. In October they released an ‘extreme skirt’, which got a bit of flak on Twitter.
ASOSI guess you can’t please everyone. Personally speaking, I love the jeans. Gonna get myself a pair on payday. Watch this space.
