Just when you thought capitalism had reached its peak, the market churns out the ridiculous ‘TaTa towels’ (hammocks for your boobs).
I’m not sure there is any woman in the world who looked at their wardrobe and thought, ‘you know what I need? A big flannel slug with elasticated side which can hang around my neck and cup my breasts’.
Well 2017 has gifted us with this new trend which is marketed as ‘a patented solution to your boob sweat problems’.
Here’s a shot of the model contemplating which bad choices led her to this point, over a brew…
It’s the ‘black reversible Ta Ta Towel’…black on both sides.
Okay so it turns out that inventor Erin Robertson, from Los Angeles, did think this was a huge gap in the boob-drying market.
In a blog post she wrote:
I tried everything: I tucked wash cloths under my breasts, I tried dumping baby powder all over me, I even put a T-shirt on and tucked it under my boobs.
While I was blow-drying my hair, I just kept thinking: ‘There HAS to be a better way to keep the beads of sweat from dripping down my stomach.”
Someone has just told her how much one of these things cost…
So not only are they selling you something you don’t need, but they are charging you $45 (£34) for the pleasure!
There’s no way she would waltz into her front garden in this…
I mean, I could be completely out of touch, and in fact Ta Ta towels is what all women have been waiting for.
The only thing is, it’s exclusive for those with big ‘Ta Tas’ as the elasticated cup wouldn’t be able to cling on to those of us sporting an A cup.
