WoodRocketJust when we were starting to think the world of pornography wasn’t diverse enough, WoodRocket go and reveal its new Disney-inspired porno – Alladick, pretty much ruining all of our childhoods in one fell swoop.
As you’ll probably know, a live-action Aladdin film starring Will Smith is about to hit the big screens, but if you fancy swapping magic carpets for erm, well, a regular old carpet, then look no further.
The porno is creatively named Alladick, which includes those well-known characters Princess Jizzman and Vagenie, and the trailer is, erm, interesting.
You can watch the full teaser trailer here:
It’s fair to say mums and dads watching at home will never be able to watch Aladdin with their children in the same way ever again.
In addition to the nudity and sexual content you’d expect from a good old porn parody, there’s a cracking storyline beneath it all.
The synopsis reads:
Drop your harem pants and start rubbing your lamp because the most magical musical porn parody of all time is here! Aladdick is the live-action, hardcore, song-singing, blue genie-filled porn parody of Aladdin, and it was created by WoodRocket & Pornhub, the horny folks behind Hamiltoe and Game of Bones 2.
When Princess Jizzman goes looking for a prince to satisfy her royal genitals, she comes across Aladdick over and over again. With the help of his Vagenie and flying carpet, he disguises himself as Prince All D. But will evil Jafuck, screw him over? Find out in Aladdick.
WoodRocketNow, we’re all pretty curious to find out whether Jafuck does screw over Aladdick or not, and now we can finally find out as the film officially launched on Pornhub yesterday.
Aladdick stars April O’Neil, Donnie Rock, Daisy Ducati, Tommy Pistol, AJ, Nikki Sequoia, and Will Tile, and it was written and directed by Lee Roy Myers, who I’m sure all those well versed in the world of parody porn will be familiar with.
WoodRocket, the production company behind the naughty movie, is best known for its work on Hamiltoe, Game of Bones 2 and The Laygo Movie, so you could say they’re pretty well rehearsed in the adult entertainment world.
If you fancy getting your teeth stuck into any of those, you may as well read the synopsis for The Laygo Movie.
WoodRocketIt reads:
The Laygo Movie has so much brick-sucking and block-stuffing that you may question what the brick the folks at WoodRocket and Pornhub were thinking.
Nobody thinks Rammit is special. Even Wildpiehole has her doubts… until she gets a load of his big yellow pants-brick. It is the Penis of Resistance. Now it’s up to them to go Fifty Shades of Yellow before it is too late!
That’s your weekend viewing sorted.
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Emma Rosemurgey is an NCTJ trained Journalist who started her career by producing The Royal Rosemurgey newspaper in 2004, which kept her family up to date with the goings on of her sleepy north east village. She graduated from the University of Central Lancashire in Preston and started her career in regional newspapers before joining Tyla (formerly Pretty 52) in 2017, and progressing onto UNILAD in 2019.