Creators Reveal Why Jon Snow Has A Small Penis

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Those who watch Game of Thrones all appreciate Jon Snow’s smouldering eyes and luscious locks. Only he could pull off that feathery outfit.

It’s also pretty clear that Jon is one of the favourites to seize the Iron Throne when the time is right.

Is there anything wrong with this guy? Not even death can stop him!

Actually, as eagle-eared GoT fans will have no doubt picked up on during season 6, it turns out Jon Snow is slightly less than well-endowed.

Just after his resurrection, he comes face-to-face with Tormund Giantsbane, the ensuing conversation is the one in question.

Check it out below:

Now I just kind of brushed that off as being nothing more than a throwaway line, but series creators D.B. Weiss and David Benioff have told Esquire, that this was a specific way to bring the Brooding Bastard back down to earth.

They said:

There has to be some downside to being Kit Harington, right? It seems only fair. He’s handsome, talented, smart, and so decent to the core that it’s impossible not to like him. Maddening. The one thing we can do is saddle his character with a tiny pecker.

Absolutely brutal! To be fair, it seems to be a running joke on set that he is just too good looking for his own good.

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Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, a handsome chap in his own right (character flaws aside), had this to say:

There’s a change in the level of female lust in the room when Kit is there, which all the males find annoying and disrespectful.

Kudos to the creators for finding such an elegant comical solution to their jealousies of his attractiveness.

I wouldn’t expect anything less from die hard fans of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, the most awfully and amazingly depraved show on TV.

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