The final season of Game of Thrones starts this weekend and if you’re looking for something to tie you over until then, porn production company Wood Rocket may have the thing for you.
To celebrate the release of the eighth season of the hit show, Wood Rocket have released a sequel to their original Game of Thrones porn parody.
Game of Bones 2: Winter Came Everywhere is now available to watch on Pornhub, and I imagine it’s exactly what you’d expect.
If you fancy watching a safe for work trailer for a glimpse at the action to come, check it out here:
In a press release, via AVN, Wood Rocket describe the film as follows:
In celebration of the final season of Game of Thrones, WoodRocket and Pornhub have announced the sequel to the hit porn parody, Game of Bones, Game of Bones 2: Winter Came Everywhere.
And this sequel is so dirty it makes the first parody embarrassed by its lack of hardcore dragon sex, people disguised as dildos, white walker masturbation, royal penetration, giant-genital’d Wildings, and magical step-relative banging.
Who will survive this raunchy penetration-filled medieval fantasy when the White Wankers bust through The Peter North Wall?
If you enjoy the parody, there’s also an extended version available on Pornhub Premium which has ‘over 20 minutes extra fantasy sex’.
Of course Wood Rocket had to recreate sets from Game of Thrones for their film, but you’ll soon be able to step onto the real thing as a studio tour is due to open next year.
HBO have announced a studio tour located in Banbridge, Northern Ireland, will open to the public in spring 2020, showcasing original sets, props and costumes.
In a press release, a HBO spokesperson said:
Guests will be treated to an up-close and personal look at a wide selection of items pulled straight from the screen and have the opportunity to walk through authentic set pieces from some of the show’s most iconic scenes.
In collaboration with HBO Licensing & Retail, Linen Mill Studios are designing and building the new 110,000-square-foot interactive experience and will open its gates for visitors in Spring 2020.
It sounds like it’ll be a must for any Game of Thrones fan!
Season 8 of Game of Thrones will air in the US on HBO on April 14, and Sky Atlantic early morning April 15 in the UK.
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