In his latest audition to join the Rolling Stones, Johnny Depp is reportedly planning to marry his twentysomething Russian go-go dancer girlfriend.
Captain Jack Sparrow was based on guitarist Keith Richards and Depp’s latest act is reminiscent of the band’s dating history.
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Out of the time machine and with our feet well and truly planted in 2019, Johnny Depp, 55, has a new girlfriend – Polina Glen, twentysomething, a trained dancer and choreographer, the MailOnline has deduced.
Polina was papped walking alongside him in May 2018 while he was on tour with his band, The Hollywood Vampires, in Moscow and now she’s said to be living with him in his Sunset Boulevard mansion.
A friend told MailOnline:
Polina met Johnny at a party in LA. She gets invited to a lot of stuff and ran into him. She’s a dancer and a hot girl.
She was just chilling at the party and didn’t know who he was when he came over to introduce himself. They hit it off.
Do you hear wedding bells? I hear wedding bells.
The friend continued:
He’s got legal issues with his ex-wife and then here’s this beautiful young Russian dancer, that doesn’t want anything and doesn’t even know who he is. The Russian girls don’t know him. They have no clue about actors and people always look different in person
When she found out who he was, she was happy.
Depp hasn’t been romantically linked to anyone since splitting from Aquaman star Amber Heard, who filed for divorce in May 2016 stating he had been ‘verbally and physically’ abusive towards her. The divorce was finalised in January 2017 with Heard receiving a $7 million settlement.
The Pirates of the Caribbean star is currently involved in multiple lawsuits against his former business managers who claim he has squandered the majority of his $650 million fortune. He has also filed a $50 million defamation lawsuit against Heard.
The source told MailOnline:
She’s really sweet and caring. She’s very talented. I’m sure Johnny assists but she’s off doing her own thing.
She is very low-key. She goes to her dance choreography from his place and she comes back. I don’t think anyone knows she’s living there.
In regards to their future together, they said:
Polina said that they are going to get married and that he wants to go to Russia to meet her parents.
Good luck to the pair.
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Tim Horner is a sub-editor at UNILAD. He graduated with a BA Journalism from University College Falmouth before most his colleagues were born. A previous editor of adult mags, he now enjoys bringing the tone down in the viral news sector.