If you’re part of the ever thinning audience of the X Factor then last night you were treated to a catastrophic ‘wardrobe malfunction’ which resulted in Simon Cowell’s ‘manhood’ being revealed to the world.
As Caitlyn Vanbeck came onto centre stage and dished out a questionable audition, most of the audience were more weirdly captivated by the unearthing of Cowell’s rather inadequate appendage.
As he sat cross-legged on the couch, something flesh coloured was quite clearly seen draping out of his trousers, reports the Daily Star.
Here’s a closeup screenshot of the incident that left viewers across the globe utterly speechless:
Has @SimonCowell had a wardrobe malfunction or is he enjoying these auditions a bit too much ? #XFactor pic.twitter.com/TBpgWq9Jll
— Matthew Avery (@matthewjavery) October 1, 2016
So nice to see 'Little Simon' again. @SimonCowell @TheXFactor pic.twitter.com/RpgDIu6a04
— David Walliams (@davidwalliams) October 2, 2016
What was that poking out of @SimonCowell's jeans on last night's #XFactor?! https://t.co/Pp9E1lwGdT pic.twitter.com/XEMIiZdNAJ"
— Omowunmi La (@omowunmi_la) October 2, 2016
https://t.co/d5MJpydO5C @IrishMirror it is NOT, It was His Big Toe as he was curled up (Left) leg. @simoncoweIl @TheXFactor
— anabelle santiago (@ara_ace) October 2, 2016
As wardrobe malfunctions go this is pretty epic.. @SimonCowell #XFactorUK #peekapoo #XFactor https://t.co/gvt6LDt8QB
— Natalie Lambert-Imal (@ImalLambert) October 1, 2016
Now for the boring bit, as it turns out it’s only one of his ten toes.
Ironically, Simon’s toe illusion is probably more talented than anybody on the show…