CENViewers of Serbian reality TV were left disappointed after a couple with a 50+ year age gap didn’t have sex in front of cameras.
The internet got itself hot under the collar this week when Milijana, 21, and Milojko, 74, entered the Serbian TV show Parovi (Couples).
Imagine that: sex, on telly. And now on the internet. I’m getting embarrassed just writing this.
Watch what they got up to in the video below:
Except now after everyone got in a tizz about the prospect of someone shagging someone young enough to be their grandchild, people are kicking off because someone hasn’t shagged someone young enough to be their grandchild. Ridiculous.
In full reality TV gusto, before the show, Milijana hyped up the prospect of the couple sharing their most intimate of moments.
She said:
Of course we will have sex, why wouldn’t we? I would love to get pregnant and give birth to a baby, hopefully. If not on Couples then after we leave the show.
We plan to cuddle and love each other there as if we were at home. I really want to prove to people that this is the real thing between Milojko and me, and not a marketing trick like everyone says.
CENYet two days deep into the show and the pair have only cuddled fully clothed. How dare they.
They’ve revealed some of their secrets, which if you’ve got this far into the article you’re probably waiting to hear, not to kink-shame or anything.
Milojko had heart surgery in December so they can’t do it in the missionary position in what’s definitely not a marketing trick for whatever they’re definitely not trying to promote.
Milijana said:
I love sex positions where the man dominates. I get excited when Milojko spanks me on the bum.
CENShe added:
It’s enough for me to take a shower and go out naked from the bathroom.
Milojko said his fiancée was equally easy to seduce, ‘It’s enough to put my hand on her stomach and she wants sex.’
Good for you, guys. Why you’d want to get down to it on relaity tv is beyond me, but you did bait viewers considerably with this one…
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Tim Horner is a sub-editor at UNILAD. He graduated with a BA Journalism from University College Falmouth before most his colleagues were born. A previous editor of adult mags, he now enjoys bringing the tone down in the viral news sector.