We all love a bit of bacon in the morning, but these guys are taking our passion for it to a whole new level…
American-based Clothing firm J&D’s are flooding the festive market in the U.K. with bacon-scented pants and boxers. How could she resist?
This really takes the meaning of “bacon bits” way too literally. As well as the intoxicating smell of sizzling bacon, they also look like bacon, with pictures of rashers emblazoned on them.
However, it warns customers to “stay away from hungry dogs!” No shit. They add: “If you have a large dog with razor sharp teeth, please do not fall asleep in our bacon-scented underwear.”
Each pair costs about £13 and comes with a disclaimer warning they are not recommended for postmen, zookeepers, vets, dog walker and circus performer. Duh.
A spokesman said: “Each pair is hand crafted in the USA to offer the support of briefs, the freedom of boxers and the smell of breakfast cooking in your pants. You really can have it all.”
Surely sausage would make a bit more sense? Or maybe that’s there next trailblazing idea… who knows.
Ladies, if you feel a bit left out, they’ve also produced bacon-flavoured bikinis and they promise the smell of bacon will hang around until the summer at the very least… what a treat!
Their spokesman stated:
This intoxicating scent will last through multiple wash cycles and wearings – depending on the strength of your own scent, your underwear should continue to smell like bacon for up to six months or even a year. Featuring state of the art moisture-wicking, scent-emission technology stolen from NASA , we’ve embedded the smell of everyone’s favourite smell into the fabric of your pants.
Enough to put you off your breakfast? Probably…
