Do you consider yourself clued-up on what constitutes good booze? In particular, gin? Someone who could confidently distinct a bad glass from a world-class one? You might be in luck…
As it happens, Testers Keepers are looking for people to review a new array of Gordon’s gin flavours.
One of the new bottles is Premium Pink, which was inspired by an original Gordon’s recipe from 1880.
On their website, Testers Keepers write:
250 years of experience combining pure distilled grain spirit and rich botanicals have made Gordon’s Gin a success all over the world, the perfect tipple for those moments filled with friends, laughter and gin and tonics. TestersKeepers has a delicious opportunity open to review the new flavoured gins by Gordon’s.
The new flavoured gins include the following products: Gordon’s Premium Pink, inspired by an original Gordon’s recipe from 1880, and made using only the highest quality ingredients and natural flavourings. The Premium Pink gin is perfectly crafted to balance the refreshing taste of Gordon’s with the natural sweetness of raspberries and strawberries, with a tang of red currant served up in a unique blushing tone. This flavour was created to offer a sweeter and more accessible way to enjoy a gin and tonic.
They add:
Gordon’s Sloe Gin, a wonderful tipple that marries the dryness of Gordon’s with cassis sweetness. First launched in 1908, this new version has brought the flavour back to life. Taste notes include raspberry jam, cloves and piney menthol, hints of figs, cinnamon, stewed fruits and sweet almond.
Gordon’s with a spot of elderflower combines the delicate taste of elderflower with Gordon’s London dry gin for a delicious twist on a great British classic. Mix it with tonic over ice and garnish with lemon or lime, or add couple of strawberry halves to the mix to bring out its delicate taste.
They continue:
If you are ready and willing to put your taste buds to the test and provide feedback on Gordon’s new flavoured gins, this is the perfect opportunity for you. Enter before 31st March 2018 to become the latest TestersKeepers reviewer.
If gin isn’t your thing, why not be a tester of sex dolls…?
Adult toy firm Silicone Sex World is on the hunt for a punter to try out its latest products at their HQ in Hatton Garden, London.
The role offers flexible working hours (oi oi!) on top of 22 days holiday a year, a free gym membership and even a company mobile phone.
In order to be successful you don’t have to have had worked in the adult industry before but naturally a passion for taking sex dolls to the boneyard is key.
You also have to be ‘highly driven’ which is maybe the most normal yet grossest thing I’ve ever seen in a job description.
Richard Thorne, the company’s marketing manager, said:
This is an exciting time for the business. Interest in our products is going steadily and this will be a hugely important role.
It’ll make sure we maintain the quality of our offering and it’ll also help us innovate in a competitive market.
Still prefer gin over that? You can apply right here.