Great news if you’ve not done your Christmas shopping yet, bad news if you have – take all your presents back to the shops, because Celebrations boxes are going to include Milky Way Crispy Rolls – any other present this year has now been deemed worthless.
The act of Christmas shopping has just got 5,000,000 times easier – all you need to do is go down to your supermarket and load up on tubs of these guys.
Forget thinking about what you’re going to get your family and friends – if you’re one of those people who does that – if you really exist?
@joshbythesea this is not a drill….
Milky-way Crispy rolls included in celebrations. pic.twitter.com/bZ0l4nHRSt— Rob White (@RobWhite_UK) December 7, 2017
The Germans have had Crispy Rolls in their Celebrations for a while, and without trying to sound like Jeremy Clarkson it looks like we’ve now caught up with our friends in ze continent.
Eagle-eyed chocolate watchers on Twitter were the first to catch on to the news.
As if tiny little Mars, Bounty, Snickers, Galaxy, Maltesers and Twix bars weren’t enough to make you forget all your sorrows this year, the inclusion of the Milky Way Crispy Roll is surely enough to pull you from the edge of any It’s A Wonderful Life like situations?
The cruel twist though is the standard Milky Way has been replaced. Win some, lose some, I guess?
Folk on Twitter have obviously been sharing their excitement:
Holy shit they're putting Milky Way Crispy Rolls in Celebrations now this almost makes up for the loss of Truffles
— Jack (@smack_jith) December 9, 2017
Milky Way crispy rolls being added to celebrations is great news until you realise they replaced the normal Milky Way with them. Why Celebrations. pic.twitter.com/37KzF0grzz
— The Lise ? (@NinjaVarnish) December 9, 2017
Just found out celebrations now contain Milky Way Crispy Rolls pic.twitter.com/6nXNuvzZfe
— Gemma Louise Ashton (@Gemma_Louise_89) December 9, 2017
I've just found out that Milky Way Crispy Rolls are now going to be one of the sweets in tins of Celebrations. Hello 40% body fat over Christmas ?
— David Mc Gettigan (@daveshank) December 9, 2017
People always go on about game changers, but if Milky Way crispy rolls are in celebrations that’s the gem done
— Gavin Thomson (@gavthomson9) December 6, 2017
No I am honestly SHOOK that celebrations now include Milky Way crispy rolls omfg YES
— Treena Gillies (@treen212) December 9, 2017
If anyone’s feeling generous, feel free to send a tub my way.
Tim Horner is a sub-editor at UNILAD. He graduated with a BA Journalism from University College Falmouth before most his colleagues were born. A previous editor of adult mags, he now enjoys bringing the tone down in the viral news sector.