New Year’s Eve just doesn’t feel right without a couple of shots of Jägermeister to welcome in the coming year.
And now Morrisons have sorted it so you can make Jägerbombs for all your mates, and still have plenty of the herbal liqueur to spare. You can now pick a 1.75 litre bottle of Jäger from your local Morrisons for just £30.
Let me just reiterate, this is a huge bottle – two-and-a-half times greater than your usual 70 centilitre bottle. Basically, you are going to need a barrel-full of Red Bull…
A Morrisons spokeswoman told UNILAD:
We’ve done this deal because we think a massive bottle Jägermeister could be very entertaining for a big group at the Christmas party.
Plus, it’s really good value.
It’s fair to say people are excited. One happy Morrisons shopper Instagrammed a picture of themselves tenderly strapping their thrifty purchases into the backseat of their car, like the precious baby of a deal this is.
Another satisfied customer described the Jägermeister bottle as being ‘bigger than her head’.
It’s hard to believe, but there are some people out there who aren’t fans of the iconic German drink. Thankfully, good old Morrisons have these guys covered too.
A similarly gigantic 1.75 litre bottle of Disaronno – my personal favourite bevvy – is also available for the same price of £30.
You can also purchase a 4.5 litre bottle of Jim Beam or Famous Grouse whisky for £70. Again, a total bargain when you consider the lake of alcohol these bad boys contain…
According to The Daily Express, Morrisons Spirits Buyer Tom Rothwell said:
Dads and Grandads are notoriously hard to buy for.
So, we’ve tried to make Christmas shopping a little bit easier for our customers by coming up with the perfect gift for Dad.
What could be a better present for a whisky lover than a giant bottle of whisky?
Morrisons have essentially got your Christmas party sorted – leaving you with enough boozy leftovers to carry you through the festive season without a hiccup – well, maybe a couple after that Christmas morning fizz.
Not only have Morrisons got your alcohol cabinet sorted – they have also got your back in terms of jumbo-sized snacks, perfect for hibernation days when your appetite could indeed rival a reindeer’s.
You can pick up an enormous 4.5kg of Toblerone for £47. Okay, this may sound quite pricey but that is a lot of chocolate to get through.
And it looks visually stunning, making it the perfect prezzie for the chocoholic in your life.
These deals are all part of Morrisons’ take on Black Friday – which is spread out across a week because, after all, why have just one day of bargains?
However, you will need to be quick as these giant-sized products won’t last forever. They will only be on the shelves for as long as stocks last and – judging by how previous Morrisons deals have gone down – this won’t be long.
Now you only have to worry about finding a big enough stocking to stuff this lot into come Christmas Eve…
Jules studied English Literature with Creative Writing at Lancaster University before earning her masters in International Relations at Leiden University in The Netherlands (Hoi!). She then trained as a journalist through News Associates in Manchester. Jules has previously worked as a mental health blogger, copywriter and freelancer for various publications.