ImgurWhat you are about to see is absolute sacrilege.
I think we can universally agree pizza is holy food. If the last supper was to take place in modern times, The Messiah would be blessing a stuffed-crust pepperoni pizza and washing it down with Pepsi Coca-Cola.
What this unknown pizza charlatan was thinking, we have no idea. But I bet when he opened those two boxes up he was like: ‘I didn’t order a one-sided cheese and pepperoni pizza’.
ImgurOur only conclusion is that this must be the poor blokes first time buying pizza, if so then this is his trial by fire.
A concerned pizza enthusiast quickly spotted it and posted it on Twitter and Imgur, as most things involving pizza that makes its way to the internet, it went viral. And people we’re not happy, in fact they lost their collective shit.
I think I'm witnessing a drug deal. I mean who the hell carries their pizza like that? pic.twitter.com/FubhZQvWD1
— Mr. Drinks On Me (@Mr_DrinksOnMe) April 1, 2017
This is terrorism
— khristian (@doctorkaykaydee) April 2, 2017
I work @ a pizza place and dumb shits do this all the time, I try to warn them but they are too focused on marking their next victim
— John Cougar Grimston (@JWGrimston) April 2, 2017
He carries the skins of his victims in those pizza boxes.
— AWBlan (@WrightBlan) April 2, 2017
I'm not going to lie. I cried a little bit looking at this picture.
— Travis Starnes (@tstarnes) April 2, 2017
WHAT'S in the box!!?
Me: when I find out all the cheese slid off the pizza cause headass doesn't know how to carry the box. pic.twitter.com/cf5pO0PRp8
— Cindy046? (@Cindy046) April 2, 2017
If anything, this is an example about how important pizza is to us mere human beings. It’s the last bastion of goodness that we can cling onto in this cruel and unfair world.
What this guy has done is not only a crime against pizza, the good people of Italy and cheese based-foods but also a crime against humanity.
For shame unknown pizza desecrator… for shame.
