In life there are unwritten rules that you should never break. But one guy didn’t seem to get the memo…
Twitter user @sad_tree had the unfortunate job of serving one particular bloke on a daily basis, in his time working at Philadelphia Style and Subs.
A customer simply named Smith would come in, order two pizzas and carry them out vertically, non the wiser of the horrific consequences you would have for your fast-food treat.
He offered a narrative that’ll make you laugh, cry and leave you incredibly infuriated that people like Smith generally exist on this planet. Enjoy.
What the fuck is wrong with him you ask. Why is he doing that? Well, we will get to that later. It’s fair to say the staff were fuming…
So, they hatched a plan. This guy had to ditch his days of pizza negligence…
Great, that should solve that problem. Oh, wait…
You start thinking, maybe pizza isn’t the right food for this bloke. Maybe he should try something different? Or not…
Maybe delivery is a better idea than takeout? That’ll sort it once and for all…
Oh, maybe not.
He braces himself. It can’t end like this…
You sick bastard. What the hell is wrong with you?
So, there you have it. We can only hope Smith reads this and changes his pizza-hating ways…
