It’s fair to say Canada have really got their shit together.
They’ve got free healthcare, they’re planning to legalise weed, renounce religion and reduce guns and now it seems they’re on to another winner.
Introducing Chrontella. A glorious combination of weed and Nutella, it cuts out the middle man to create and satisfy your munchies in one spoonful. It’s absolute genius and only seems to be only made and sold in you guessed it, Canada.
Essentially it’s a jar of chocolate and hazelnut spread with 300mg of cannabis extract swirled throughout and according to Vice, a small jar costs $23 (£15.89).
But unlike normal Nutella, we wouldn’t recommend eating the entire tub in just one sitting. It was recently reported that a comfortable buzz takes 10 to 30 milligrams, dependant on your tolerance, but each jar of Chrontella has a staggering 300 milligrams.
Jamie Carlton, manager of Canadian Qualimeds dispensary, told Vice: “It’s taken the cannabis community by storm. It’s not just a cookie. Now I can medicate with my morning toast.”
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It’s no surprise that their customers are loving it, especially for the ultimate wake and bake breakfast.
The guys behind this ground-breaking creation also make Pif, a weed-infused peanut butter, and Smokers strawberry jam. Because, why not?
We can only dream that Chrontella is eventually rolled out across the globe, just so we can have that perfect wake and bake breakfast we all deserve.
