In a world where pretty much every game has a porn parody of some kind, I’m surprised it took as long as a couple of months for the industry to capitalise on the latest game of the moment. But of course, Apex Legends now has a porn parody. That’s how you know you’ve made it.
The ingeniously titled Ass Sex Legends (seriously, I laughed at that for a good five minutes) is the latest production from WoodRocket and its partner Pornhub. What’s it about, I hear you ask?
A whole lot of sex, probably. Check out the trailer below, but be careful if you’re at work please. Especially if you work in a funeral home/convent/primary school.
Check out the offical press release, which was sent to GamesRadar:
Drop your pants and grab your joysticks! The porn companies that brought you the hit sexy spoofs, Fortnut and Bowsette XXX, are about to put the Butt back into Button Mashing. WoodRocket and Pornhub are proud to present the porn parody, A** Sex Legends, an anal homage to the smash hit video game, Apex Legends.
Despite the fact Ass Sex Legends is described as an “anal homage” (the most noteworthy kind of homage) to Apex, the trailer seems to get a few digs in at the latest battle royale.
It actually describes Respawn’s effort as “a totally unique and original game that is not almost exactly the same as Fortnite and PUBG, or a myriad of other games that it is the same as.” I mean, tell us how you really feel Woodrocket, jeez.
The parody stars Mirod, Gaipth, and Penisfinder, the last of which literally just has a sex toy for a head. Woodrocket is also the studio who bought us such hits as Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Strokémon. I have no words.
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Ewan Moore is a journalist at UNILAD Gaming who still quite hasn’t gotten out of his mid 00’s emo phase. After graduating from the University of Portsmouth in 2015 with a BA in Journalism & Media Studies (thanks for asking), he went on to do some freelance words for various places, including Kotaku, Den of Geek, and TheSixthAxis, before landing a full time gig at UNILAD in 2016.