Have you ever wanted to own a statue that features ‘lifelike skin’ as a feature? Probably not, because that sounds super fucking creepy – but this Witcher 3 figurine really is a thing of beauty.
We all know and love Geralt of Rivia of course, and now he can be ours (skin and all) for a princely $770 (about £580). Check it out in all out below.
Prime 1 StudioWow. I’ve never been much for super expensive collectables, but this one really is insanely cool – if I had buckets of money to piss away, I’m pretty sure this would be one of the first things I picked up.
From Prime 1 Studio, this beast stands at 26″ , with only one thousand being made – a second batch, featuring a switchable head will be rarer still at 500 units.
Prime 1 Studio make use of a ‘high-quality translucent resin’ that creates the look of ‘lifelike’ skin. If you’ve ever wanted to stroke Geralt’s face, this is probably as good as you’re ever gonna get.
Prime 1 StudioIt should be noted before you dash off to take out a second mortgage on the house that the statue is currently only a prototype, so a number of details could change.
However, it’ll probably only get better – this is the first in a new line of Witcher 3 ‘premium collectables’ from Prime 1. Geralt should obviously be first, and I imagine Ciri will be next.
You’ve still got plenty of time to save your pocket money if you’re interested – Geralt won’t be with us until sometime between July – September 2017.
Ewan Moore is a journalist at UNILAD Gaming who still quite hasn’t gotten out of his mid 00’s emo phase. After graduating from the University of Portsmouth in 2015 with a BA in Journalism & Media Studies (thanks for asking), he went on to do some freelance words for various places, including Kotaku, Den of Geek, and TheSixthAxis, before landing a full time gig at UNILAD in 2016.