Today’s quiz is all about Steam.
To clarify, I mean the videogame store, not steam as in the vapour into which water is converted when heated (although I’m sure there are plenty of quizzes on the latter around, if you’re so inclined).
At any rate, this is a suitably tricky quiz, and one that will require you to carefully read the descriptions given for specific words or phrases that’ll clue you in on exactly what game is being talked about.
Then again, you could always just guess every answer. I’m here to tell you how to live your life.
How did you do? Well enough to tell your friends and put on your CV? Or so bad that your shame has compelled you to move to Spain and live out the rest of your days in an old shoe?

Ewan Moore is a journalist at UNILAD Gaming who still quite hasn’t gotten out of his mid 00’s emo phase. After graduating from the University of Portsmouth in 2015 with a BA in Journalism & Media Studies (thanks for asking), he went on to do some freelance words for various places, including Kotaku, Den of Geek, and TheSixthAxis, before landing a full time gig at UNILAD in 2016.