CD Projekt RED, the company behind The Witcher trilogy, Gwent, and the upcoming Cyberpunk 2077 has launched its own official merch store, and I would very much like to take out a loan so I can buy all of the things the site has to offer.
The new store offers all the slinky official collectibles, such as branded hoodies and shirts, phone cases, Witcher medallions, and statues. I’d call these items precious treasure, but my wife would likely call them a massive waste of space that all belong in the attic. It all depends on your perspective, I guess.
CD Projekt RED said in a press release:
Built and ran by CD PROJEKT RED, the store gives gamers access to worlds of official apparel and collectibles inspired by the studio’s games. The launch line-up of products, to be expanded with new items and categories moving forward, includes a selection of high-quality T-shirts and hoodies with designs spanning the studio’s franchises, a Shupe the Troll talking plush toy, a Witcher-themed notebook, and more.
The company first announced its intentions to open its own official store back in 2018, so it’s nice to see it finally come to fruition. At the time of writing, the store only ships to EU countries, but more regions will be made available “soon.”
While I would personally never choose to wear video game branded clothes, there’s some really nice stuff on the store right now for anyone that literally wants to wear their love of The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt on their sleeve. There are some pretty nice mugs and various accessories too, with more items being added soon.
Perhaps the crown jewel in the collection right now though, and the one I’m furiously telling myself I don’t need to buy, is the gorgeous 12-inch polystone figure depicting Geralt of Rivia as a rōnin monster hunter. Check it out below.
If you fancy checking out the store for yourself, just head here and browse away – though it is worth pointing out the first time I tried to check it out the site crashed, which I imagine is down to all the people desperate for that damn Geralt stature.
It will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine.
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Ewan Moore is a journalist at UNILAD Gaming who still quite hasn’t gotten out of his mid 00’s emo phase. After graduating from the University of Portsmouth in 2015 with a BA in Journalism & Media Studies (thanks for asking), he went on to do some freelance words for various places, including Kotaku, Den of Geek, and TheSixthAxis, before landing a full time gig at UNILAD in 2016.