How long would you survive in Resident Evil? It’s a question that keeps you up at night, I’ve no doubt.
Fortunately, I’ve cobbled together a rigorous personality test that will tell you definitively – so long as you answer honestly – whether or not you’d last an entire night in a mansion full of zombies and freakish experiments.
There are no wrong answers, unless you don’t to be told you’ll end up dead within an hour, in which case there are plenty of wrong answers. Onwards!
Ewan Moore is a journalist at UNILAD Gaming who still quite hasn’t gotten out of his mid 00’s emo phase. After graduating from the University of Portsmouth in 2015 with a BA in Journalism & Media Studies (thanks for asking), he went on to do some freelance words for various places, including Kotaku, Den of Geek, and TheSixthAxis, before landing a full time gig at UNILAD in 2016.