A group of people watched 8,000 full frontal nude film scenes in order to rank the penis sizes of a range of Hollywood A-listers.
This seems like the kind of information you never knew you wanted to know until you heard about it. While you’ve probably never before desired to compare the penis sizes of Leonardo DiCaprio and Jude Law, I bet you’re actually a bit curious to know who made the top spot now, aren’t you?
Spoiler alert – it was neither of those two.
The website Mr Man, which serves as a database for male celebrity nude scenes, compiled the list of the ‘growers and show-ers’ made up of 20 male celebrities whose real-life aubergine emojis apparently range from little to large.
In order to rank the celebs, experts at the website trawled through 8,000 full frontal nudity scenes, taking note of exactly how much the stars had to show off.
8,000 scenes. It’s really quite the waste of time in the grand scheme of things, but here we are.
While Law and DiCaprio avoided the very bottom of the table, they were both still placed on the ‘short’ side, earning 14th and 15th place consecutively.
Despite the cause of his lower score, the Talented Mr Ripley star is obviously more than happy to bear all as he’s stripped off in seven movies throughout his career, while DiCaprio has only shown off his manhood in one film; Total Eclipse.
Shia LaBeouf and Tom Hardy were also listed as members of the ’10 smallest penises in Hollywood’ club, with LaBeouf being placed ninth, while the Venom star came in at number 10.
The English actor has stripped off for a whopping 10 movies, including Colditz, Scenes of a Sexual Nature and Bronson.
Take a look at the scale here:
While Hardy, LeBeouf, Law and DiCaprio were all lower down on the scale, let’s be honest; it’s highly unlikely the ranking will have an affect on their wildly successful careers.
Coming in at the top of the ‘small’ list was Empire star Terrence Howard, while Michael Fassbender topped the opposite end of the spectrum, being crowned the owner of the biggest penis in Hollywood and the ultimate ‘show-er’.
Other stars who made the ‘big’ list include Colin Farrell, Ewan McGregor, Robert Di Niro, Ben Affleck and Liam Neeson.
A representative for Mr Man spoke to The Sun about the scale, admitting there may have been some other factors affecting the size of the celebs during filming.
They explained:
We may never know how cold it was on set that day, or whether they just went for a swim, but our list of guys proves that good things come in small packages
After sorting through more than 8,000 full frontal pics for their database, the Mr. Man team have become the consummate experts on the subject.
Mr Man loves all shapes and sizes – and as these men have no trouble in the dating department so it shows size really doesn’t matter.
Well, there you have it. I hope your life is somehow changed after learning where your favourite celeb falls on the penis size-scale.
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Emily Brown first began delivering important news stories aged just 13, when she launched her career with a paper round. She graduated with a BA Hons in English Language in the Media from Lancaster University, and went on to become a freelance writer and blogger. Emily contributed to The Sunday Times Travel Magazine and Student Problems before becoming a journalist at UNILAD, where she works on breaking news as well as longer form features.