Instagram Influencer Recommends Sunning Your Butthole

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Influencers are known for doing exactly that: influencing.

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Whether it’s down to the clothes we wear or the brand of tea we drink, influencers subtly impact the choices we make and the products we buy.

But how do we know when an influencer has taken it too far? Well, when they encourage you to sun your butt, of course.

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Yup, that’s exactly what came from small-time influencer Metaphysical Meagan, who now has nearly 14,000 followers, after revealing she ‘suns’ her bum and vagina as part of her daily rising routine. What’s most bizarre about the situation is the fact she actually has some pretty convincing arguments.

In October she wrote on Instagram:

For the past few weeks I have included sunning my bum & yoni into my daily rising routine.

She later took to her page explain the practice, which is called ‘perineum sunning’, writing that it originates back to ancient Taoism in the Far East.

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☀️Perineum Sunning PART 2☀️ 🍑I was recently interviewed for an article on this, so I thought I’d share more: Perineum sunning is an ancient Taoist practice that originated in the Far East. In Taoism, the perenium or Hui Yin is called the “Gate of Life and Death.” This is a gateway where energy enters & exits the body. I first learned about perineum sunning through my studies of Taoism and Tantric practices. Mantak Chia speaks about this in his work, as does my friend @ra_of_earth . 🍑The benefits of perineum sunning include: 🌞 •It brings in prana or solar energy from the sun into the organs within the body which strengthens the organs. 🌞 •Perineum sunning prevents against the leakage of chi or life force energy from the body. This in turn sustains health & longevity of the physical body. •Increases creativity and creative output. •Aids in a healthy libido & balanced sexual energy. •30 seconds of sunlight on the perineum is equivalent to being in the sun all day with your clothes on. •It regulates the circadian rhythm and promotes deeper sleep. •Grounds and connects you to the Earth. •Increases your personal magnetism and amplifies the auric field. •Better focus & mental stimulation. •Regulates hormone function in the sex organs. ⚡️ 🍑My experience with perineum sunning has been profound. I have been practicing this for a few months now. I start my day with 5 minutes of perineum sunning & feel energized for hours. I no longer rely on coffee for energy to start my day because I am getting my energy from the sun. I also am experiencing better sleep and require less sleep due to boost of overall energy. • 🍑I would highly recommend this to anyone who is seeking optimal health & wellness and to those looking to connect with their sexual energy in a balanced way. • 🍑The main advice I have that this practice is meant to be done in the time of 30 seconds to 5 minutes MAX in the sun. 🌞 •‼️‼️THE INTENTION OF THIS IS NOT TO TAN YOUR BUTTHOLE‼️‼️ • 🌞 Sunscreen is not required & all you really need is 30 seconds of sun exposure. The ideal hours of the day to do this are between 7-9 am. #ButtholeSunning #SexualHealing #TaoistPractices

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Meagan explained:

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In Taoism, the perineum or Hui Yin is called the ‘Gate of Life and Death’.

This is a gateway where energy enters & exits the body.

I first learned about perineum sunning through my studies of Taoism and Tantric practices.

According to the influencer, this brings solar energy from the sun into the body which strengthens the organs, as well as preventing ‘chi or life force’ from leaking from the body. This, Meagan says, sustains health and longevity of the physical body.

Meagan claims perineum sunning aids a healthy libido and balanced sexual energy, citing it’s the equivalent of being in the sun all day with your clothes on. She adds that it helps promote deeper sleep, better focus and mental stimulation as well as regulating hormone functions in the sex organs.

While there’s no scientific evidence to back up her claims that your butthole absorbs sunlight any faster than the rest of your body, we already know sunlight helps our bodies process vitamin D, which has a number of different health benefits.

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After revealing her unusual methods, someone took a screenshot of Meagan’s Instagram post and shared it on Twitter, writing: ‘People out here butt-chugging sunlight’.

It’s fair to say the responses to Meagan’s perineum sunning were mixed, with one Twitter user suddenly realising her cat has had the right idea the entire time.

Happy sunning, folks!

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