For those of you jetting off on holiday in August for your summer holidays, we have some pretty bad news for you.
The world as we know it will be destroyed in just over two weeks time (July 29), with entire cities around the globe collapsing because of the Earth’s magnetic poles reversing, the Metro reports.
This definitely not bullshit prediction comes courtesy of End Time Prophecies, who are just one of several groups to make doomsday predictions this year, which have all ultimately so far proved to be false.
The video – which totally isn’t just religious nut jobs spouting out nonsense – consists of some pretty badass CGI with a very angry Jesus riding in on a white horse, killing everyone except devout Christians – who will obviously be sucked up into heaven. Fun rapture times!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HPrfFvkEj0
And, of course, these religious ramblings wouldn’t be complete without a shit ton of Bible verses and dodgy science (which definitely isn’t science).
The video starts with them saying:
This is Armageddon News. In this broadcast we’ll discuss the second coming of Jesus Christ, which occurs at the same time as a magnetic polar flip and catastrophic global earthquake. On the day which Jesus returns, there will be a polar reversal.
The polar flip will make the stars race across the sky, and the vacuum created by the reeling of the Earth will pull the atmosphere along the ground, trying to catch up. The global earthquake will be so bad that every hill and mountain will crumble.
Riiight. Maybe some good ol’ reliable Bible verses will prove this will happen once and for all?
They go on to quote verses from Revelations 6:12, which state:
There was a violent earthquake, and the Sun became black like coarse black cloth, and the moon turned completely. The stars fell down to the Earth, like ripe figs falling from the tree when a strong wind shakes it. Every mountain and island is moved from its place.
YouTubeNah, sorry guys. I think I’ll just take my chances here on Planet Earth where you guys clearly aren’t living…
