GettyI’m sure many of you reading this will have at one point or another previously thought about a career within the adult film industry – you know the kind I’m talking about!
Whether it was just a joke among friends, or a serious consideration during your revision for exams when it wasn’t going well, even if it was for a split second, I’m pretty sure it would have crossed your mind!
Ok, well if you’re one of the people who really fancies themselves as the next Ron Jeremy, then be warned, there are some tests you’ve got to take first, so listen up!
Wikimedia CommonsThanks to Reddit user carnageeleven, we have a bit of an insight into the adult entertainment industry, especially as they gave tips on how to deal with the interview process.
I can only image what it would be like – I’m pretty sure the showreel of a potential employee would differ to mine, the showreel of a journalist! Jeepers!
If we’re to believe this post is 100 per cent truthful, then they have the insight after one of their friends was offered a job as a male adult film star with the company BangBros, over a year ago. A company based in Miami, USA.
PixabayWeirdly, I don’t actually know why I’m shocked by this, but the salary was $35,000 a year – the equivalent of about £26,000 over here in the UK.
To be honest, I thought it’d have paid a lot better than that!
Anyway though, back to business, and the first barrier to entry, as it’s so lovely put, is:
They’re looking for guys who have above average d*cks. We’re talking 8-9″ min.
For those of you who are able to move on to the next stage, it gets a little trickier from here.
Now, I’m a person who doesn’t have a penis, so I can’t really judge or make comment on how easy/hard (that was not a pun) this would be…
Wikimedia CommonsThe user continues to reveal the requirements:
Can get hard very quickly with little to no real stimulation. And you should be able to cum on command.
You shouldn’t have a problem with doing some things that might seem gay to most men.
Rubbing you’re balls on another man’s balls while DPing an actress is a pretty common thing.
You have to have a professional portfolio. Modeling pics, maybe some experience, even if it’s amateur.
Sorry to have to tell you this, but the worst is still yet to come – and no, I did not use a pun there!
Mia Khalifa/InstagramCarnageeleven continues:
If you get as far as an interview, you will walk into a room with an older dude. He will tell you to pull out your d*ck.
You have 30 seconds to get hard. There may or may not be an actress there. She may or may not help you.
As in, she’ll allow you to look at her boobs (if you’re a good looking dude she might even let you touch her. Nothing below the waist).
You will be asked to masturbate for around 10-15 min, again… With no visual stimulation or anything. The director will tell you to cum. You have a minute, tops, to blow your load.
Did I mention how eloquently put this all is!
Have a little break and check out UNILAD‘s video about an adult film star, Harriet Sugarcookie:
Back to the interview – after the last steps, you have to do this all over again – yet this time, with just 30 seconds to give the director the all important shot. I’m not elaborating more than this!
Regardless of all these steps, it still doesn’t guarantee you the job – yet the Reddit user revealed what just might make you a leading candidate:
While filming a shoot, you are expected to stay erect while they change camera angels, chit chat about what the director wants, reapply the female actress’s make up, f*ck around with lighting, etc.
You’ve got you be able to f*ck in very odd positions. For example, leg up doggy style, sideways shot from behind. Keep in mind they’re looking for good shots of the woman and you’re just a d*ck.
GettyDid I mention, there’s more? You’ll also need to be fit and open to sexual acts you might not be all too familiar or comfortable with?
Yet, the final words of wisdom are as follows:
It’s easy to get into as a girl, it’s extremely difficult to get into as a guy.
Hmmm, for £26,000 a year I’ll probably give this career opportunity a miss! Each to their own though!
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