A first date is probably one of the most terrifying experiences you can ever face as a human being.
But don’t you just wish you had an idea of how now to act to ensure that you might secure that elusive second date and actually make a go of it? Well wonder no more.
Twitter users around the world are sharing their most insane dating tips online to educate those of us who have no fucking idea on how to date or generally act around someone who we are trying to romance.
Using the hashtag #UnhingedDatingTips, the suggestions include some absolute gems which vary from the ridiculous to the downright creepy.
Because we all need to know how we’re performing so we can improve for the future.
When you drop her off for the night, ask if she'd be willing to go to your website and fill out an online survey #unhingeddatingtips
— Eternal Fat Kid (@EternalFatKid) February 24, 2016
This is enough to put anyone off.
Just be yourself. #UnhingedDatingTips
— Kevin Flood (@FLOOKLYN) February 25, 2016
But this just shows that you’re interested.
When they show you a picture on their phone, grab it and then scroll through.
#UnhingedDatingTips— ?Rosey? (@6CentsRose) February 24, 2016
How could this not look bad on you?
Correct their grammar at every opportunity. You'll look clever, & they'll really appreciate benefiting from your wisdom #UnhingedDatingTips
— Bunniboila (@bunniboila) February 24, 2016
Bombard them with texts. How could they resist?
If he doesn't answer your first text within 10 minutes, just keep sending texts until he does. #UnhingedDatingTips
— ?Rosey? (@6CentsRose) February 24, 2016
Yeah, because this isn’t terrifying at all.
#UnhingedDatingTips
Don't blink even once throughout the entire evening.— Steven (@steve_d24) February 24, 2016
Never share food, ever.
If she tries to eat your fries, stab her with your fork to assert your dominance #UnhingedDatingTips
— Aidan forgets why he (@aidno) February 24, 2016
I couldn’t imagine a better dating venue then this.
#UnhingedDatingTips Trump rally's make great first dates.
— Amy (@bunnyhugger75) February 24, 2016
This was some of the more rational advice, but then things soon get very creepy.
#UnhingedDatingTips – introduce him to all 7 personalities and ask which one he'd prefer to kiss first. ?
— Kristen Darling (@KDarling_Author) February 24, 2016
If someone asks, just tell them you're in a long distance relationship because your boyfriend lives in the future. #UnhingedDatingTips
— ?Rosey? (@6CentsRose) February 24, 2016
While out on a dinner date just stare while he eats. It shows him how interested you really are. #UnhingedDatingTips pic.twitter.com/0cggjWa7v0
— Bella Elle (@Preciosa_Liz) February 24, 2016
Sweep them off their feet #UnhingedDatingTips pic.twitter.com/3uzpoTloJ3
— Tim Fuckin Kelly (@TimKcomic) February 24, 2016
Play with her hair. Make sure she is sleeping however so you don't have to explain how you got into the house. #UnhingedDatingTips
— Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) February 24, 2016
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ALWAYS use a condom!
Even if you're just having sausage for dinner! pic.twitter.com/4kOFqG7VkV— pH1 (@pH1Online) February 24, 2016
#UnhingedDatingTips
date an orphan- no family to impress— michael greer (@mgreer423) February 24, 2016
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Tell them they have a purty mouth.— ?InNutellance Day (@HeyItsChris412) February 24, 2016
Thanks internet, you’ve done it again.
