PAAzealia Banks is back doing what she does best – fighting bizarre keyboard wars that leave everyone asking ‘what the fuck just happened?’
This time she has taken aim at Twitter CEO, Jack Dorsey.
It all started, according to Mashable, when Dorsey failed to live up to his end of a business agreement and endorse the 212 star’s latest mixtape.
Jack Dorsey asked me to tweet about his cash app and in exchange he was supposed to tweet about my mixtape. he never did.
— AZEALIABANKS (@AZEALIABANKS) April 13, 2016
Then things got weird with Banks revealing she possesses strands of Dorsey’s hair…
he also sent me his hair in an envelope because i was supposed to make him an amulet for protection.
— AZEALIABANKS (@AZEALIABANKS) April 13, 2016
i have 3 Strands of a billionaire’s hair. i should steal his luck.
— AZEALIABANKS (@AZEALIABANKS) April 13, 2016
I only ask to be treated fairly.
— AZEALIABANKS (@AZEALIABANKS) April 13, 2016
Banks claims she did make said amulet to protect Dorsey, but now she wants to destroy it.
i made said amulet, w/ his hair in it, b/c of all the death threats he was receiving. it’s been keeping him safe. now i want to destroy it
— AZEALIABANKS (@AZEALIABANKS) April 13, 2016
Banks then made it known she has no reason to hide her witchcraft due to its awesome power…
It depends on the witch’s strength and rooting. Strong witches have NO reason to hide. https://t.co/lh9yoxwxs6
— AZEALIABANKS (@AZEALIABANKS) April 13, 2016
She then clarified it wasn’t the strength of her ‘power’ but the truth of its presence that allows her to be open.
Let me rephrase – TRUE WITCHES, have no reason to hide. https://t.co/URQ4ZfRZqJ
— AZEALIABANKS (@AZEALIABANKS) April 13, 2016
Then came a lesson in hexing 101.
the piss in a jar hex. add milk, spit, anger, and the persons name on a piece of parchment paper 9 times. IN PENCIL https://t.co/CjRag97aoF
— AZEALIABANKS (@AZEALIABANKS) April 13, 2016
out of four parts: 2/4 piss, 1/4 milk and 1/4 angry spit. https://t.co/CjRag8Pz05
— AZEALIABANKS (@AZEALIABANKS) April 13, 2016
It is a shame there aren’t any more Harry Potter films currently in the pipeline, I think the next defence against the dark arts tutor is a no-brainer.
like being suffocated by a snake. In the end, the grl who put a hex on me helped me SEE myself. https://t.co/ZlmfWY79Di
— AZEALIABANKS (@AZEALIABANKS) April 13, 2016
Being a responsible witch there are certain lines the musician will not cross.
I’ve never used period blood in spells. its disgusting, I would never mix my OWN blood with the fate of another https://t.co/jfe8tfv8o4
— AZEALIABANKS (@AZEALIABANKS) April 13, 2016
But if her skills in witchcraft are comparable to her maths ability then Dorsey probably won’t be too worried…
lol he was halfway trying to entertain me slash half way trying to break up with kate slash halfway doing the most. https://t.co/BQlkS7WOXS
— AZEALIABANKS (@AZEALIABANKS) April 13, 2016
Do Hulk Hogan and Azealia Banks employ the same person to monitor quality control on their social media channels?
