E.L James took the world by storm with her Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy, and now the books are some of the best selling novels of all time.
Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele are names everyone knows, and most people have seen (and trashed) the movie version of Fifty Shades, so it makes sense that a parody account has been created on Twitter.
A geeky makeover has been given to the series, and it’s quite funny – with some of the stuff pretty ingenious.
Here are some of the best ones:
'My tastes are very singular,' he said, stroking her neck and staring deep into her eyes. 'I'm lactose intolerant and I can't eat peas.'
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 7, 2015
'So,' she sighed, panting heavily, 'Did the earth move for you too?'
'Of course,' he said. 'At 0.2771638 recurring kilometres per second.'— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 13, 2015
'Pleasure and pain can be experienced simultaneously,' he grinned, handing her a slice of pizza as they watched The Phantom Menace.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 12, 2015
'Hurt me!' she begged, leaning over his desk.
'Alright,' he said. 'Your phone's out of date and you're terrible at quadratic equations.'— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 11, 2015
She writhed on the floor, squealing at the extreme pain he had inflicted on her. 'I thought you said you'd put all your Lego bricks away!'
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 10, 2015
She said she was turned on by men who took risks. So he took the plastic off his iPhone screen.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 10, 2015
As he lay at her feet, bound, gagged and sore, he realised he had learned his first lesson – never to say Star Trek is better than Star Wars
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 10, 2015
The account was created by an unnamed person from Milton Keynes, and in the space of a week, has managed to get 35,000 followers – and is only growing.
If you want to follow the account, you can @50NerdsOfGrey.
