Usually, a gunshot wound to the chest would terrify most people, but not this guy…
Meet Devon Hawkins, possibly the most chill guy on the whole entire planet.
Devon, from Illinois, sustained an apparently minor wound. But when he appeared on local news station to KHQA to talk about what to most people would be a traumatic ordeal- he remained so chill throughout the entire interview.
He said:
You know, I’m in the room chilling, kicking like I usually…drinking…then somebody shot right through my back window, hit me in the chest.And I’m like, ‘Shit, get my son out the room.’ I wasn’t even trippin’ over it. It’s like a little petty wound, you know? I ain’t even trippin’ tho.
Brilliant, just brilliant. When he was asked why someone would want to hurt him, he just said: “I don’t know what’s going on. I just know n****s probably just want me dead like…on some other stuff. I don’t know.”
Then when he was asked to the big reveal his fresh gunshot wound, it was a lost worse than first thought, but he’s still as nonchalant as ever.
Fuck me, I’ll have what he’s having.
