DCNA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA, KNOBMAN!
During the day Nathan McMahon is just an ordinary 27-year-old from Manchester. But at night, McMahon transforms into Knobman, an aggressive homophobic drunk who likes to get his knob out.
Magistrates heard that McMahon started becoming abusive at a pub in Shepton Mallet, Somerset, calling the landlord a ‘gay git’ before getting his knob out in front of another customer.
The landlord, ironically from the Bell Hotel, pressed the panic button to call the police.
Knobman/McMahon then went on on a drunken rampage with a friend, punching a ‘for sale’ sign, destroying plants, urinating on the streets and shouting threats.
When the police arrested him he told them his name was ‘Batman’.
DCOfficers threw him in a riot van and took him into custody.
McMahon pleaded guilty to threatening behaviour and damaging property at Yeovil Magistrates Court.
Defending, Tom Biggs, described his client’s charade as ‘a drunken night that went terribly wrong’.
McMahon was dealt a 12-month community order with 120 hours unpaid work and ordered to pay £235 compensation.
Worst. Superhero. Ever.
