Sony PicturesDays after Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson and his girlfriend, Lauren Hashian, announced the birth of their baby Tiana Gia Johnson on Instagram, Kevin Hart posted one of the most creepy photos I’ve ever seen.
Hart posted the picture of The Rock, holding his newborn daughter, only somebody had photoshopped his face onto the baby’s.
He captioned the image: ‘The Internet will forever be undefeated. This is hilarious as hell’.
As the duo are known across the globe for being close friends, The Rock then decided to repost the image himself.
But of course, eternal good guy Dwayne Johnson, added a touch of class to it.
He wrote:
To my beloved son, @kevinhart4real
Twinkle Twinkle little Hart,
I just don’t know where to start,
Daddy will always love and protect your tiny little soul,
Even though you were delivered directly out of the butthole.
#Shhhh #JustShutYourLittleMouth#AndGoNightNight #OnDaddysPecMeat
You guys….
However, strap yourself in for Part Four. We’ve had the original, the Hart response, The Rock’s poetry, and now we have Hart’s second reply.
Remember when I said his first reply was one of the creepiest photos I’ve ever seen? This is the creepiest. The creepiest I’ve ever seen.
The Rock is known for being one of the biggest, most sculpted, bulking, muscular men in the movie industry, but here he is as a bearded baby.
I’ll save you commenters the hassle and say it myself first, ‘more like the pebble lmao’.
The image was captioned:
Long talk with this little big jackass last night about the business & how hard we work & setting new goals for ourselves and also making 2018 possibly our biggest year yet. He got so excited because we started talking about Jumanji 2 & doing another movie together that I had to pop him in the mouth and tell him to shut the f*ck up!
The bottom line is that Kids will be Kids….I’m taking him to Disney land today to apologize. Good morning world HAPPY TUESDAY.
Judging from this, 2018 is gonna be one helluva good year for fans of this hilarious duo.
The Rock shared the original snap of himself and his daughter, who’s thought to have been born on April 17, last week.
He captioned it with the incredibly heartfelt message below:
Skin to skin. Our mana. Blessed and proud to bring another strong girl into this world.
Tiana Gia Johnson came into this world like a force of nature and Mama labored and delivered like a true rockstar.
I was raised and surrounded by strong, loving women all my life, but after participating in baby Tia’s delivery, it’s hard to express the new level of love, respect and admiration I have for [Lauren] and all mamas and women out there.
Word to the wise gentlemen, it’s critical to be by your lady’s head when she’s delivering, being as supportive as you can.. holding hands, holding legs, whatever you can do.
But, if you really want to understand the single most powerful and primal moment life will ever offer – watch your child being born. Its a life changer and the respect and admiration you have for a woman, will forever be boundless.
And to my third and youngest daughter, Tiana Gia – like I did when your two older sisters Simone Alexandra and Jasmine Lia were born, you have my word, I’ll love, protect, guide and make ya laugh for the rest of my life.
Your crazy dad has many responsibilities and wears many hats in this big ol’ world, but being your dad will always be the one I’m most proud to wear.
Oh and one more thing.. you’re gonna love rollin’ in daddy’s pick up truck.
Whoever said boys don’t cry.
