Adam butler/PAA Twitter prankster has posted a hilarious advert for a tennis partner, and shockingly nobody answered the call.
The man, who refers to himself as Michael, claims in the advert that he has no previous experience within the sport but knows he can succeed.
Following three hours of having balls thrown at them and proving improvisation skills Michael says he would name a successful applicant his doubles partner.
But don’t even dream of it if you have ever juiced or taken performance enhancing drugs. Michael is a puritan and not into such underhand tactics.
New poster I stuck up at my local tennis club today. No drugs cheats, please. Serious applicants only. pic.twitter.com/NDN3Mn4u3z
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) February 18, 2016
Shock horror the spoof ad failed to entice any willing partners, but Michael knew why.
He mispelled equipment.
With the error clarified hopefully someone will turn up on Monday morning to create what can only be assumed will become a tennis doubles dynasty.
It’s not the first time Michael has posted joke posters and adverts around town, frankly his efforts are nothing short of awesome.
I've been advertising my business all over town today. And btw, I will reject any offers to hunt goats. pic.twitter.com/FG7KdiqQ9Y
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) February 11, 2016
New poster I stuck up in the park today. Bear safety is my number 1 priority. pic.twitter.com/ASsfgd0K0g
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) February 1, 2016
New ad I stuck up in town today. If you need to hire a band for a special event, get in touch. pic.twitter.com/ck3wJfWeS7
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) October 8, 2015
Very important new poster I stuck up in town today. This is a matter of great urgency. pic.twitter.com/xUdvUDP4X4
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) January 20, 2016
There is also his collection of short stories, which are sadly yet to be commercially published.
Still can't believe my book of heartwarming children's stories was rejected by all major publishers. pic.twitter.com/2BzNbt719J
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) July 23, 2015
Needless to say I am looking forward to 8:54 am on Monday to see how the tennis saga develops.
