North Korea have been making some big noises recently, threatening that another war would lead to the complete annihilation of America.
The comments came as North Korea celebrated the anniversary of the end of the Korean War. In North Korea the day is known as “Victory Day in the Fatherland Liberation War”.
The armistice is presented as a great North Korean victory over the South and their American allies, although in reality it was a truce between the nations, who are still technically at war.
Other great achievements of the glorious nation of North Korea include curing Aids, Ebola and cancer, and discovering concrete proof that unicorns exist.
A huge military pageant was choreographed for the occasion, with the nation turning out to celebrate their famous victory at the parade.
In an overly optimistic address, Kim Jong-un said:
Gone forever is the era when the United States blackmailed us with nukes. Now the United States is no longer a source of threat and fear for us and we are the very source of fear for it.
Course you are, mate.
