You’d probably think mixing bees with Pornhub wouldn’t be the best idea; bee stings, swelling, and redness don’t exactly scream erotism.
So it’s a good job Pornhub’s latest initiative to save the bee population isn’t quite that literal, and doesn’t actually involve people getting busy while bees cause chaos.
Pornhub’s new ‘BeeSexual’ channel will give viewers the chance to watch bees getting busy though, while donating money for bee convservation every time you do so.
Pornhub wants people to do their bit in saving the bees by watching their new channel, which will focus solely on bees doing their thing, pollinating flowers. Every time someone watches the videos, the porn site will donate money to an organisation focused on bee preservation or protection.
A video posted to Pornhub’s YouTube introduces BeeSexual, starting by warning viewers that bees are dying off and without them, we’re in trouble.
The voiceover states:
Most plants and trees rely on bees to have sex and breed. But sadly, bees are dying off and without them, it’s lights out for nature’s sex life and no more fruits and vegetables for us. Pornhub presents BeeSexual.
BeeSexual is a whole new genre of porn, dedicated to saving the bees. We turn short videos of foraging bees into what they really are – funny, kinky, nature porn.
If you’re wondering how watching a couple (or a group, whatever tickles their pickle) of bees getting down and dirty can be remotely sexual in any way, viewers won’t just be watching a nature video.
Instead, the bees will all be voiced by adult film stars to give it a slightly more Pornhub feel, with stars such as Brett Rossi, Dante Colle, and Domino Presley all getting involved in the initiative.
I mean, hats off to them for doing something amazing for the environment. I’m not quite sure how they even thought of mixing bees with sex – but if it helps save the bees, I’m all here for it.
We are making it our mission to ensure Mother Nature is sexually active! Introducing BEESEXUAL. A new genre of porn dedicated to saving bees. https://t.co/P6utCKmi3R pic.twitter.com/7CnUc9vCvH
— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) April 16, 2019
People have been praising the porn site for their BeeSexual initiative, with one person saying they’re doing more to save the bees than our own government.
Another described the initiative as ‘the best and most hilarious thing,’ while yet another simply said ‘BEESEXUAL IS GREAT’.
So, y’know, I think people are in favour of it. And why the hell not? Pornhub have managed to get across a massively important message, all while engaging in a bit of harmless and ‘sexy’ fun.
Keep doing you, guys.
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A Broadcast Journalism Masters graduate who went on to achieve an NCTJ level 3 Diploma in Journalism, Lucy has done stints at ITV, BBC Inside Out and Key 103. While working as a journalist for UNILAD, Lucy has reported on breaking news stories while also writing features about mental health, cervical screening awareness, and Little Mix (who she is unapologetically obsessed with).