Buckle up fellas, there’s a job going for a sex doll tester in what must the greatest news your dad’s heard all year.
Yep, one company is advertising for a tester who will be paid a whopping 35k a year.
Adult toy firm Silicone Sex World is on the hunt for a punter to try out its latest products at their HQ in Hatton Garden, London.
The role offers flexible working hours (oi oi!) on top of 22 days holiday a year, a free gym membership and even a company mobile phone.
In order to be successful you don’t have to have had worked in the adult industry before but naturally a passion for taking sex dolls to the boneyard is key.
You also have to be ‘highly driven’ which is maybe the most normal yet grossest thing I’ve ever seen in a job description.
On their website, it states:
Have you ever dreamed of job testing one of the most advances ADVANCED sex products on the planet?
We are looking to add a new member to our team to help with new produce PRODUCT innovations, as well as quality control and testing of our current product ranges.
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Richard Thorne, the company’s marketing manager, said:
This is an exciting time for the business. Interest in our products is going steadily and this will be a hugely important role.
It’ll make sure we maintain the quality of our offering and it’ll also help us innovate in a competitive market.
They’ll be looking to have a shortlist of potential candidates by March 20, reports The Sun.
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news fellas, but due to the number of applications, they have closed any further ones.
They wrote:
Due to the overwhelming response we have had to the recent job posting, we can no longer accept any further applications for the role. If you have already applied for the role, should you not hear back from us in the coming weeks, you can assume your application has not been successful.
But hey, if you’ve managed to get yours in, good luck!