UN Called After Conspiracy Theorist Claims He’s Found A Polar Bear On Mars

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With the ice caps melting at the fastest rate ever, polar bears aren’t exactly having the best of times on planet Earth, so you can’t blame them for trying somewhere a little different…

The U.N. have been alerted after NASA found a baby polar bear on Mars. Well, kind of. Scott C Waring- a massive UFO fan and conspiracy theorist extraordinare is the one who has brought it to our attention, and apparently it’s not the first time. He’s also previously spotted crabs, a weird ‘dark lady’, and a statue of Buddha on the planet. Righttt.

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Waring writes on UFO Sightings Daily:

There is a reason NASA puts photos into black and white. To hide the living creatures and plants that are an obvious color. This is a great example of that. This creature has real hair as seen from the shadows around its body. That means it is not a statue, but a living creature.

So, we’ve been trying to go to Mars for bloody years and a polar bear and some crabs have got their first? I didn’t realise the cuts at NASA had been that bad…

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Go home polar bear, you’re drunk.

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