Dating ‘Expert’ Says UK Women Are ‘Overweight And Entitled’

Richard La Ruina claims he’s an ‘expert’ in dating and has come to the conclusion that we should stop dating British women and exchange them for Eastern European women.

A modest man indeed, Richard claims to have dated at least 200 ‘good and beautiful Russian women’ who he thinks are much better than British women as they are, in his honest and humble opinion ‘overweight’ and ‘entitled’.

I mean, who wouldn’t want to date a guy with jaded views like these?

37-year-old Richard, who hails from Cambridge, is the author of two books on the ‘art of seduction’ – because that’s something that the literacy community is crying out for isn’t it? – and was named ‘Britain’s number one superstar chat-up artist’ in 2008, by an unknown newspaper that should really have known better than to make up such a redundant award category.

But hey what do I know, I’m just a struggling journalist trying to make sure my rent is on time whilst Ruina is charging male clients $500-per-session (£378) on how to chat to women…

So what all-enlightening wisdom does he pass on to his gullible clients?

According to the Daily Mail, it’s that ‘British women are not marriage material’.

Damn that’s a harsh assessment, but according Richard he advises his clients:

… not to date British women. If you’re looking for a woman who is beautiful, intelligent and has good manners, then go for an Eastern European girl.

He came to the conclusion after he went on a dating-spree-overload when he moved to Russia in 2011 – where he met his wife, 26-year-old Katia, whom he married last December.

Richard continued:

Obviously my mother is English and not like this – but in general, I think British women are entitled, overweight and less feminine.

They want a guy who is successful, good-looking and chivalrous even though they don’t have much to offer in return.

His ‘expert opinion’ also lead him to believe that British women want their men to be ‘gentlemen’:

…Even though they refuse to fulfill the traditional role of the woman in the household and take care of their looks.

You know, because god-forbid women have more important things to worry about than to succumb to the archaic traditions of modern-day marriage.

Speaking about Eastern European women, Richard says:

They are much more straightforward, refined and in control of themselves – you won’t see them swearing, getting drunk in a nightclub or going home with someone on the first date like most British girls.

He sites the women of Russia as being the best of the bunch stating they ‘are the whole package’.

If you can get through Russia’s vigorous passport control process – and I should know as I’ve been through it – he claims you can ‘find a woman who looks like a supermodel, has a Masters degree and can play the violin at the same time’.

I’d like to personally end this article by saying women of Britain and all across Mother Earth, you’re beautiful no matter your nationality, colour of your skin, size or creed, so fuck what a dating expert says… you do you.

UNILAD