Beating World Champions Germany and then fucking up royally against a side who didn’t even make the cut for the Euros come the summer sounds just like something England would do – and of course it was.
Leading courtesy of a Jamie Vardy goal, Danny Rose decided to give away a penalty before a dubious decision by the referee saw England denied a free kick and Holland get their second.
So it seems they’re not winning the Euros after all. Shocker.
Obviously the internet melted down…
Rooney was in the studio?
"My son wants Jamie Vardy on his shirt!" Wayne Rooney makes his punditry debuthttps://t.co/pvqPjkPW4l pic.twitter.com/t2rA74Zp7w
— Telegraph Football (@TeleFootball) March 29, 2016
So Wayne Rooney pays thousands of pounds to get a hair transplant .. Now he's shaved it all off and has a buzz cut… Nice one ?????
— James Graham (@itsjamesgraham) March 29, 2016
https://twitter.com/Onefootball/status/714880196646715393?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
He’s having a party:
GOAL for England! Jamie Vardy finishes off a fine team move! https://t.co/gNEiGyLZcI
— ITV Football (@itvfootball) March 29, 2016
Vardy's experience in non league football helping him settle quickly into the England team.
— Chris Taylor (@the_itch1980) March 29, 2016
4 years ago@vardy7 @VauxhallEngland
How life can change, a real football rocky story
Movie soon surely ??#Vardy pic.twitter.com/bDxYQym0cV— Gareth seddon (@Gazseddon) March 29, 2016
N'Golo Kante scoring for France.
Jamie Vardy scoring for England. pic.twitter.com/vaz2PIngSE
— Coral (@Coral) March 29, 2016
In case you didn't know. Jamie Vardy played in the Football Conference once.
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) March 29, 2016
Jamie Vardy still wears Rockports. Pass it on.
— BlueMoonRisingTV (@BMRisingTV) March 29, 2016
Oh Danny:
Can't support a team that takes man like drinkwater and Danny rose
— ?? (@LeKingCoq) March 29, 2016
Danny Rose shouldn't go to the Euros. Defensive liability for me. Would take Shaw, Bertrand and Cresswell as the 3 Left-backs.
— Hesham Bilal-Hafiz (@hesham786) March 29, 2016
Danny Rose really determined to give a penalty away tonight. Nearly succeeded in first half, made sure in second.
— Sport Witness (@Sport_Witness) March 29, 2016
Standard:
Oh #England, you do know how to tease us #ENGHOL pic.twitter.com/G5VQzw27mf
— B/R Football (@brfootball) March 29, 2016
Only Aston Villa have a worse defensive record than Everton and their two CB's are playing for England… Together. pic.twitter.com/gOaTZiab7d
— bet365 (@bet365) March 29, 2016
England's week summed up… #ENG https://t.co/0rzhITfUZp
— Oddschanger (@Oddschanger) March 29, 2016
The year is 2022. England Manager Gary Neville names a promising 33-year-old called Theo Walcott in his World Cup squad.
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) March 29, 2016
FYI, Villa also sacked their manager:
Remi Garde has left #AVFC. They spelt his name wrong when they appointed him and things didn’t get any better pic.twitter.com/Xd40ARSGLt
— B/R Football (@brfootball) March 29, 2016
Remi Garde's #AVFC record:
P 23
W 3
D 7
L 13 pic.twitter.com/PniFlX1WhI— Telegraph Football (@TeleFootball) March 29, 2016
BREAKING: Remi Garde leaves Aston Villa by mutual consent. Wonder how many players are trying to do the same
— Dream Team (@dreamteamfc) March 29, 2016
