When Joey Barton had a bit of downtime and decided to do a Twitter Q&A with his ‘fans’, quite how he thought it would end well remains to be seen.
The former Newcastle United player was quickly trending on Twitter, with #AskJB the hashtag of choice, and questions ranging from his career options now he is without a club, his colourful off the field life, his philosophical opinions (because he’s an expert on those) and his general plans.
The midfielder probably thought that he was giving something back to his fans, but in reality, it just provided a platform for the haters to come out in force, not that he seemed to mind that either. With that in mind, here are some of the highlights…
Right to the important questions…
https://twitter.com/Longyman/status/628933217383489536
Career questions were inevitable…
#askjb @Joey7Barton have you considered becoming a professional Fifa player if you can't find a new club?
— Andy Castell (@AJ3) August 5, 2015
https://twitter.com/_KeirTaylor/status/628935747161182209
https://twitter.com/TheWestHamVoice/status/628929542103650304
@Joey7Barton #askjb Where would you like to be playing next season: i) realistically, ii) in a dream world
— Felix Lowe (@saddleblaze) August 5, 2015
A couple of questions were outside of the box to say the very least…
@Joey7Barton Thoughts on Zlatan's nose? #askjb
— Footy Accumulators (@FootyAccums) August 5, 2015
@Joey7Barton would you rather fight a duck sized Shaun Derry or a Shaun Derry sized duck #askjb
— jåck (@Jackw4nlesss) August 5, 2015
And if all else fails…
@Joey7Barton if you don't find a club do you fancy coming bestival? We've got a spare seat in our party bus #askjb ???
— Keiran Daly (@keirandaly) August 5, 2015