Have you ever wanted to look like someone just jizzed all over your neck?
Well you’re in luck, because ASOS have made a dripping choker of cum that glows in the dark, and it’ll only set you back £5.
In one of the best fashion accidents I’ve seen in a while, the online clothing retailer produced the necklace as part of their Halloween range and it was supposed to resemble blood dripping, the Metro reports.
Because the necklace is semi-opaque, it really does look like a disgustingly named ‘pearl necklace’.
Reddit users were quick to jump to ejaculation – ha – and they’re making all the penis and cum puns they can think of.
I find it hard to believe that whoever designed that jewellery didn’t see its likeness to jizz. They’re probably laughing their heads off every time someone adds it to their basket.
Maybe it was a sperm of the moment decision (sorry).
