Here we are again. None of us exactly want to be but there’s no alternative is there? You can’t read a title comprised of buzzwords like pimple and cyst and – for the love of actual God – egg salad next to one another and not hit click.
So, basically, if you’re about to eat tea or supper or whatever, don’t watch this video mate. Just don’t do it, because I don’t wanna be held responsible for anything.
Go watch The Suite Life of Zack and Cody or something, I don’t know. Just not this. It’s objectively manky.
Look, I love popping spots as much as the next badly-moistuerised punter out there but this is different. This is a cyst. It’s something that should not be there.
Oh go on then watch it you scumbags. SMDH.
Happy now? Or are you in the fetal position crying? You know what? I hope so. I hope you cry yourself to sleep.
I try to shield you, to cosset you from such depravity and – go figure – you choose to ignore me and ruin your whole day. I’m outta here.
