First words of this guy’s tweets for an entire week. You following? At first it might read like gibberish, but it’s the portal to the greatest series of tweets perhaps ever written.
Richard Cook recently implored followers to go back and read the first word of his tweets for the last week.
So take a look at this…
Somebody OUGHTA GO BACK AND READ THE FIRST WORD OF MY TWEETS FOR THE LAST WEEK.
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 4, 2017
Somebody… and then…
Once seen, cannot be unseen. https://t.co/UvRT5k2zda
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 4, 2017
And then…
"Told you this was a terrible terrible idea" – my last words as I starve to death trying this new fad diet pic.twitter.com/NZznz4vOHz
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 4, 2017
Can ya’ tell what it is yet? Oh wait, we can’t make that reference anymore.
ME: GoT-based advertising is so overdone and bad, i'm glad we're past all that
KFC: hold my fries pic.twitter.com/bzv041TwnC
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 4, 2017
Care to take a guess?
The state of this. https://t.co/VghleNUtZH
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 4, 2017
World War Three confirmed. https://t.co/gVA0S0tuif
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 4, 2017
Is this planet truly beyond saving? Did we go too far? https://t.co/91geMNyXiH
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 4, 2017
Gonna be a long train home pic.twitter.com/XuUkye7K6Y
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 3, 2017
Roll my eyes at people who tag their friends into Facebook videos of cool things abroad that they'll never go to or experience.
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 3, 2017
ME: I need to start taking my LinkedIn more seriously
ALSO ME: pic.twitter.com/Ga17X3U0MP
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 3, 2017
OK. If you haven’t got it yet I hope your family disown you.
It is of course the opening lyrics to Smash Mouth classic All Star. Known by some as ‘that Shrek song.’
I played myself https://t.co/slFIEXrT67
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 3, 2017
Ain’t ever gonna describe my shopping as a “haul”. I simply won’t ever do it.
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 3, 2017
The absolute genius of @TheInspiroBot pic.twitter.com/ZenbjdYV0c
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 3, 2017
Sharpest take of the week https://t.co/luyRlaVh7Z
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 3, 2017
Tool.
(and a rake!!!) pic.twitter.com/PGSkMzl452
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 2, 2017
In my newsfeed and I love it? pic.twitter.com/cHL5TT1Edp
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 2, 2017
The boy. Drinking bourbon through a cow's bone marrow. @SmokeWorksBBQ pic.twitter.com/ZRCgXHh7Sp
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 2, 2017
Shed loads of reasons to play Risk Legacy. https://t.co/DhSnZrifbZ
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 2, 2017
Go to Richard’s Twitter account to see even more of the lyrics.
