This guy got himself into a pretty ropey situation when he took a photo of his girlfriend in bed and posted in on Twitter.
Maison Vallance, from Tennessee took a photo of his girlfriend and his mum got involved – and there was a bed – and some wrist ties.
It’s not what it sounds like, I promise…
I took this picture to let my Momma know I found the shirt she got me, but Meghan is too pretty not to post I️t. pic.twitter.com/TpHsKr1qGx
— Maison Vallance (@WhiteKidCanJump) November 20, 2017
22-year-old Vallance posted a photo of his new girlfriend Meghan, innocently lying in bed holding up a t-shirt his mum had got him, adorned with his surname.
It was taken and sent to his mum because she wanted to see the t-shirt, but Maison ended up posting it to Twitter because:
Meghan is too pretty not to post it.
I'm going to regret this as soon as I ask, but the ropes…..?
— Brooke Tussey (@b_tuss) November 20, 2017
The picture looked pretty innocent at first.
However, if you look closely behind Meghan’s head, there’s a red rope with wrist ties, all fastened to the headboard.
Ok just realized I sent this to my mom with THE ROPES ATTACHED TO MY HEADBOARD….. https://t.co/qpCdMKawjx
— Maison Vallance (@WhiteKidCanJump) November 20, 2017
It didn’t take Maison long to realise he’d sent this unwittingly provocative photo to his mum.
As you can imagine, he was mortified!
Maison also revealed on the social media site how the hooks were $1.20 a piece and the rope was $15 for 100 feet.
He cut it in ‘1oft sections with one 30ft section’.
My gram cleaned my room when I went on vacation & found my box of butt plugs ?
— ®️ (@DreaminInReds) November 21, 2017
Luckily his mum didn’t seem to notice the rope, but he said he’ll tell her about the hilarious mistake.
He predicted she’d turna round and say: ‘What the hell is wrong with you?’.
Vallance said to Buzzfeed:
I think it will be funny and I’ll just say, OK, let’s forget about this now.
My mom found my kit once and asked if it was stuff for our dog and tried to take it outside and I almost had a fucking heart attack.
— ?Ozzy’s Mum? (@_ureverydaycunt) November 21, 2017
People had some pretty funny excuses to offer:
"its just xmas decor mom"
— marijuana lesbiana? (@Elottafagina) November 21, 2017
The ropes were a bit too vanilla for this Twitter user:
i honestly can’t believe the number of people asking what the ropes are for? some of y’all be having some weak ass sex lmao
— laceyistrash (@MVK_DRE) November 22, 2017
One commenter was pretty supportive, saying ‘congrats on the sex’:
congrats on the sex
— tommy (@tommy_beata) November 22, 2017
Luckily, Maison and his mum have a very close relationship (clearly) or this faux pas could have left them ‘on the ropes’ – sorry, not sorry!
All I can say is, this is ‘knot’ good.