As anybody that has been stroking a dog when it’s decided to pop his lipstick out will tell you… Animals have weird c**ks.
Because willies are funny, and bizarrely kind of interesting, he’s a load more of them.
Cats.
This looks terrifying. The spikes are keratin barbs, which scrape out competing sperm to help ovulation.
Flatworm.
Flatworms are weird. They have both male and female reproductive organs, and they don’t want to get pregnant. So they fight… With their dicks. It’s a bit like fencing, and the one that gets penetrated gets pregnant.
Dolphin.
Just look at it. Proper weird. And they’re permanently horny, so if you see one in the wild… It’s probably got it out.
Moth.
Surprise duo-cock. Nice.
Donkey.
They’re hung like donkey…
Female hyena.
Yeah… Female. That’s a clitoris putting you to shame.
Tortoise.
Look at the shape of it, let alone the size in proportion to it’s shell!
Tapir.
It’s knob is almost as funny as it’s nose.
Duck.
Duck dick is like a telescopic corkscrew… I can’t stop looking.
Alligator.
A permanently erect bungee penis…
Don’t act like you’re not jealous of some of these. Admittedly, some are very, very weird, and little bit funny… But they are kind of interesting. Kind of.
