Here’s 15 Brilliant Valentine’s Day Poems, Courtesy Of Twitter

Vertebrates have spines
Invertebrates are jointless
Will you be my Valentine?
Love, that guy off Pointless.

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) February 14, 2016

Text from the Pope: "Roses are red, so are my shoes, you are the Queen, and it's you that I choose" Not replying. #Valentines

— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) February 14, 2016

Roses are red
So is that bus
Which looks like it might
Crash into us.#ValentinePoem

— Troubled Morrissey (@troubledmozza) February 13, 2016

made a poem for those w/ no valentine

roses are red
there's a girl you've been chasing
but why do that
when there's pic.twitter.com/WwMk1iuGDF

— Toufool (@Toufool) February 12, 2016

Roses are red, violets are blue, Valentine's Day is a commercial construct and the dishwasher needs emptying @majordufus

— Kate Bottley (@revkatebottley) February 14, 2016

Violets are blue
Roses are red
Oil’s at $33
So I got you a barrel instead. #ScottishValentines

— Stephen Daisley (@JournoStephen) February 14, 2016

Roses are red
Violets are red
Everything's red
Could you take me to the hospital please
I really am losing quite a lot of blood

— Chris Hewitt (@ChrisHewitt) February 14, 2016

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Do you know about the carbon footprint of air freighted flowers?
I'm vegan

— DadAndTwo (@DadAndTwo) February 14, 2016

Roses are red
Violets are blue
My findings have been
Through peer review.#AcademicValentines

— Kelly May Richards (@DrKellyRichards) February 14, 2016

A Valentine's poem, to myself

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Being single is fun
Because of the people I can do.

— Theresa (@tlcprincess) February 14, 2016

Here's a poem I wrote in the 8th grade. Happy Valentine's Day. pic.twitter.com/EiGdltPcHc

— Sydney Weber (@weber_syd) February 14, 2016

Sorry I ruined your Valentine's Day poem by shouting VIOLETS ARE PURPLE.

But they are.

— Wandering Ace (@BellaG00D) February 14, 2016