National treasure Patrick Stewart left Hugh Jackman a broken man last night after telling a hilarious NSFW story on The Graham Norton Show.
The pair, who appeared on the show to promote their upcoming film Logan, were discussing a disagreement between Stewart and his wife Sunny Ozell with host Graham.
It turns out that poor Mr Stewart has spent his life living under the delusion that he’s circumcised, something that his wife vehemently disagreed with him about.
Check out the video here…
Patrick explained:
One night with my wife . . . I mentioned my circumcision and she said, ‘You’re not circumcised’.
“I said, ‘What do you mean? That’s ridiculous. I should know. All my life my mother has told me it was fashionable at the time’.
Refusing to believe his wife, after all who knows their own genitalia better than its owner, Stewart went to see his doctor the next day and while he was there couldn’t help but ask whether he’d been circumcised.
He said:
While he was down there I said, ‘By the way, my wife and I have had a little disagreement. I am circumcised, aren’t I?’
He took a closer look and said, ‘Not! I am Jewish, and definitely know the difference!’
As you’d expect Hugh Jackman was left in stunned hysterics at his co-star’s hilarious admission as poor Patrick shouted ‘ I have grandkids’!
It wasn’t all fun and games though both Stewart and Jackson confirmed that their days on the X-Men are over as neither will be reprising their roles of Charles Xavier or Wolverine again.
For more NSFW antics you can catch the next episode of The Graham Norton Show on BBC 1 at 22:35 Friday.
More of a concept than a journalist, Tom Percival was forged in the bowels of Salford University from which he emerged grasping a Masters in journalism.
Since then his rise has been described by himself as ‘meteoric’ rising to the esteemed rank of Social Editor at UNILAD as well as working at the BBC, Manchester Evening News, and ITV.
He credits his success to three core techniques, name repetition, personality mirroring, and never breaking off a handshake.