WWE Pictures John Cena – fucking people up since day dot.
This time, however, the fucking up happened in someone’s front room, rather than the ring.
A Reddit user posted this story on the site, with the catchy title: ‘TIFU (Today I Fucked Up) by being John Cena‘.
And here’s what happened:
This FU happened within the last 24 hours! I live with my girlfriend in London about 500 miles from my family home, and my sisters graduating today so we decided we’d travel the 8 hours down and surprise them, as we’d previously thought we wouldn’t make it but a change in holiday schedule at work made it possible. Anyway – last Christmas my dad got a Sonos sound system, which is controlled from smartphones connected to the houses wifi, so everyone has access to it including myself. My parents tend to sit and relax to Classic FM and read their kindles together, bless them. So we turned up outside and I connected to the Sonos and thought it’d be a good idea to announce our arrival with some music. I promptly interrupted their string quartet listening with JOHN CENA‘s entrance song with the volume up very loud. I thought it was perfect until I entered the house to find it had caused my dad to spill boiling tea onto his lap, scalding his manhood.
And in case you were wondering what his entrance music sounds like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am4oKAmc2To&feature=youtu.be
It’s enough to make any man burn his dick.
