Kumail Nanjiani Was Given Free 10-Year Pornhub Subscription After It Used His Photo

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Kumail Nanjiana Was Given Free 10-Year Pornhub Subscription After They Used His PhotoTeam Coco/YouTube/kumailn/Instagram

Fans were shocked when, shortly before Christmas, actor and comedian Kumail Nanjiani revealed the results of his intense fitness regime in preparation for his role in The Eternals.

Sharing a shirtless pic on Instagram, Nanjiani – who will play Kingo Sunen in the upcoming Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) movie – looked more than capable of lifting cars and throwing them at intergalactic enemies.

Bearing a superhuman amount of arm muscle, Nanjiani, 41, revealed he had been working alongside the ‘best trainers and nutritionists’ for a full year to achieve his battle-ready bod. And Marvel fans weren’t the only ones left impressed.

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I never thought I’d be one of those people who would post a thirsty shirtless, but I’ve worked way too hard for way too long so here we are. You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. I found out a year ago I was going to be in Marvel’s Eternals and decided I wanted to transform how I looked. I would not have been able to do this if I didn’t have a full year with the best trainers and nutritionists paid for by the biggest studio in the world. I’m glad I look like this, but I also understand why I never did before. It would have been impossible without these resources and time. So big thanks to @grantrobertsfit who started working with me at the beginning of the year and made me understand true physical pain for months and months. Then, once we started shooting, a massive thanks to @davidhigginslondon and his team (@ellispartridge, @thebeardypt, @tomcheesemanfitness) for training me almost every day and making me strong, limber and injury free. I can almost touch my toes now. (And thank you for forcing me to do cheat meals David.) Matthews Street Catering for their delicious and healthy meals. And finally, the biggest thanks goes to @emilyvgordon for putting up with me complaining and talking about only working out and dieting for the last year. I promise I’ll be interesting again some day. #thirstyshirtless (Photo by @markupson.) (edit: I left off one very important person: @lancecallahan who trained me for 6 years and helped me build the foundation I could use to do this. Thank you!)

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Nanjiani was in for quite a surprise after Pornhub used a picture of him for the primary image on its Muscular Men category.

Fortunately, he was paid handsomely for the use of his rippling biceps, in the form of a 10-year free subscription to Pornhub Premium.

Speaking with late night host Conan O’Brien on his YouTube channel Team Coco, Nanjiani opened up about the benefits of Pornhub’s generous gift:

They gave me a 10-year free subscription to Pornhub Premium. I will say, because people are like, ‘Why do you need to pay for porn?’ — and I don’t, I do not work for Pornhub, they have not paid me to say this — you have access to a whole new world.

Free porn is good but when you go to Premium… I could develop fetishes, crazy ones over the next 10 years and I know I’ll be taken care of.

After being pressed by O’Brien about what potential types of fetishes he could see himself getting into, Nanjiani teased:

If I have to explain it to you, you wouldn’t understand.

You can watch the interview for yourself in the following clip:

When he first posted his picture on Instagram, Nanjiani explained how he has achieved such a high level of fitness, writing:

I never thought I’d be one of those people who would post a thirsty shirtless, but I’ve worked way too hard for way too long so here we are.

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. I found out a year ago I was going to be in Marvel’s Eternals and decided I wanted to transform how I looked.

I would not have been able to do this if I didn’t have a full year with the best trainers and nutritionists paid for by the biggest studio in the world. I’m glad I look like this, but I also understand why I never did before. It would have been impossible without these resources and time.

The Eternals is scheduled for release in the UK on November 6, 2020.

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